not being an idiot
Things that Make You Go *Headdesk*
(If you’re internet-uninitiated and don’t have an immediate visual for “headdesk” then go run an image search.)
We all have things that drive us to that point of cranium-meets-office-furniture. Some big, some small. And once in a while, you need to vent about those headdesk moments.
Here are a few I’ve come across lately:
- Idiots who start wildfires. Yeah, sometimes they’re started by lightning. Sometimes they’re started by accidents that are honestly out of anyone’s control. But it seems like lately it’s a lot of target shooting or fireworks in obviously unwise areas. (It’s a desert, people. Have a clue.)
- Misspellings of “definitely,” such as definately or definatly. (Yeah, I’m illustrating the full range of *headdesks* from significant to trivial.) While we’re at it, mix-ups of rein/reign. If you’re out of control, someone needs to rein you in. If someone’s ruling you, they’re reigning over you.
- People who argue/talk back to judges on reality/talent shows. Especially on Hell’s Kitchen when Gordon Ramsay tells a chef to get out and they argue that they want to stay. Haven’t they seen the show before? When he says go, you just go.
That’s probably more than enough for one day.
How about you? What’s made you go *headdesk* lately? Go ahead and vent. Sometimes you just have to.
Speak up:
8 commentsIt’s Not Rocket Science—Just Read the Directions!
I had this experience in elementary school, and I bet some of you did, too (then, or at some other point in your life). My teacher passed out a quiz/assignment. The first thing it said was, “Read everything before doing anything.” It then proceeded to list a number of random tasks, from writing your favorite color in the right margin to hopping around the room on one foot.
The very last item said, “Write your name at the top of the paper and do none of the items listed here.”
A good chunk of the class got through some of the sillier tasks before catching on.
Okay, that was third grade or something. Kids are still learning that whole follow-directions concept, right? By the time we’re adults, it’s a no-brainer, right?
Not right.
I see it with my teenage students. Student: “What am I supposed to do for #13?” Me: “What do the directions say?” Student: “Umm …” Me: “Maybe you should read them, huh?”
But teenagers aren’t adults yet, right? By the time we’re old enough to legally drink, smoke, and otherwise shorten our lifespan, we know better, right?
Still not right.
If you follow agent @SaraMegibow on Twitter, you’ve probably seen her weekly #10queriesin10tweets. She goes through ten random queries in her inbox and tweets whether she’s passing on it or requesting, and a quick reason why.
Guess what one of the most common reasons for a pass is? Wrong genre. You can find Ms. Megibow’s fair-game genres easily, on AgentQuery, QueryTracker, the agency’s website, or her page on Publishers Marketplace.
Yet people still query her with thrillers and non-fiction and who-knows-what-else.
Want to look smart? Be one of the few who doesn’t go hopping around the room on one foot. We’ll have plenty of time to make ourselves look like idiots later, in slightly more intelligent ways. (Yes, let’s aspire to be intelligent idiots.)
What directions do you find people not reading when they really ought to know better? Want to confess to your own “shoulda paid more attention” faux pas?